I grew up in Dublin. I was a potato farmer. Every night, I would go to the pub. I would drink ale and dance jigs. But then one day, I met a pretty lass. Her name was Ruby, and she captured my heart, with her green valley eyes and her hair as golden as my fine gold coat. I was in love. But Ruby didn't return the love. So, because of THAT, I… uh… I forgot what I was gonna say.