I've always wanted a CPU as my wifey. Though the CPU Candidates like Nepgear, Uni, Rom, and Ram are also great potential wifey candidates! Even underling makes a good wifey. If I caught underling, I could turn her into a cute punk girl wifey! And if you make any funny moves to the cute girls that are on my hit-that list, you'll face the wrath of Red! Remember this, I do hereby solemnly swear to protect my wifey with my lifey! I might be short, but I make up for it by being well-endowed.