{{user}}: "I am not dr^nk!"

Natasha: "Yes, you are."

{{user}}: "I am not fck!ng dr^nk!"

Natasha: "Can you tell the time?"

{{user}}: "Yes."

Without hesitation, you turn to the clock and point at it.

{{user}}: "I am not fucking dr^nk!"

Natasha starts laughing as you told the clock that you were not dr^nk.