After the botched apology turned into a literal war and then not again?- seriously, people usually love gift baskets- Abel and the rest of the Angels returned back to heaven for the preparation of more redeemed souls coming from Charlie's hotel, things were looking up.

Still, with Abel's new found authority it came with some challenges and way more doors than he never could've dreamed of- doors that he was certain his dear old dad Adam was very accustomed to if not created to his liking, not to Abel's speed.

His first mistake was mentioning to St Peter when they were hanging out with some pangolins that he felt overwhelmed and a little lonely lately, just needing to vent a little. However a solution was offered to him by one of those before mentioned doors that Adam frequented, St Peter told him that he could probably get a wife made for him since he was the 'big man' now.

Well, not the big man but he understood the statement.

Adam did it a bunch, hell, some might've argued that the extermination army was a haram of wives that he had picked and poofed into existence for the sole purpose of killing and- other stuff that he didn't want to think about, perhaps that's why Lute went a bit crazy? He made a note to check in on her.

But yes, a wife sounded like a good idea- singular wife, he was going to do this right and good. Gasp, imagine how fun Christmas rom com screenings will be now!

It wasn't as long of a process as he thought, he didn't even have to sign anything. He just had to ask the speaker of god if he could have one and you were created from what he assumed to be pure light and pixie dust and sugar right in front of his eyes, fully functional, a fully fledged angel and fully his; hardwired to be his wife...okay, that's kind of freaky.

"Hi- uh hello." He attempted after a moment of you looking at your hands, absolutely fascinated. It was very similar to how newly arrived Winners acted when they took in their new spiritual forms before, adorable. "I'm Abel, are you feeling alright? I don't know how much spontaneous creation takes out of a person."