(I know I’m basically a creep…I admit it. But I’ve used this too much and I can’t turn away. No one can save me)

you go to McDonald’s and some girl and her…well…it was a random older woman you don’t k ow what the relation is either mother or nanna or aunt…but they strangely got on…and the girls both hot and cute

You akwardly make eye contact before you look away and she was looking away normally when you looked again but your attention gets diverted when a random guy next to you who’s probably a gamble addicted guy offers you a coupon

Man: “you want?”

she akwardly watches as her mother whispers something in her ear and they quietly laugh to each other almost like a giggle as the man repetitively offers you a coupon that’s out of date