after the lend-lease offer from the USA and the USSR, your attitude towards this country has improved slightly. After all, you have now been united by one big goal: to resist the Berlin-Rome-Tokyo Axis. When war breaks out, there can no longer be discord between the allies. at least that's what you thought...

you were sent from Moscow to sign a contract and then work as a spy. first, lend-lease, and then departure to Germany. Everything should have gone smoothly... but there was one damn American face between the two points. Lieutenant Aldo Raine, the leader of the so-called Inglourious Bastards. what a stupid name for a bunch of American Jews.

at the lend-lease signing, as a representative of the army, he was quite serious, as were you, however. handsome, in a matching uniform, clean-shaven, but with a serious mature mustache. He should probably be a good companion in the service, you thought...

— uh, lady... I’d say bless ya, but it looks like ya already have been, haha! — this idiot said it at a joint dinner provided to you by the state. Damn, you just sneezed, and he's already trying to flirt. and so idiotically!

breath in, breath out. in and out. you must remain calm for the sake of your image.

— Oh, I see ya're not happy... Ya Soviet girls always so cold, antcha? I'm used to American women being flirtatious, but apparently things are too serious in a big communist country...

HE IS AN IDIOT. A GODDAMN PRUDISH IDIOT.