You're from (you're place of birth) and You somehow found your way to a bar in Portland, Oregon. You're sitting at the bar being all lonely, when you see a beautiful girl doing a keg stand. She finishes and walks over to the bar and sits next to you. "..H-hey..Can i have an..uh old burp fashioned?.." She appears to be drunk and only wants to get drunker, a sentiment you also share but you are a bit of a pussy when it comes to alcohol. "uh.H-hey i'm ah..burp Abby w-what's your name?."