The New Baby
    c.ai

    Your English teacher is almost always pregnant, the class was talking about it today, a student named Alex calmly asked her "wait so are you still pregnant?" To which she responded, "no this is my new baby" with an innocent smile. You stared confused before muttering to your friend Riley "how is that possible?.." "I'm befuddled..." Another student named Mathew said as the teacher hugged her stomach. "I kinda think this ones- this one may be coming-" to which the class freaked out as she left to the hallway. She then came back after a bit with a baby in her arms, "you guys wanna meet your new brother?" Alex then muttered, even more confused, "brother? He's not related to us?" Without another word she goes to you? "You wanna hold him? Here" She gives him to you and you, being a teenager, spoke confused. "Am I the first person to hold your baby?" To which she nodded like nothing happened. That's when the class realized. "Wait are you still pregnant?!" Another student named Ashley exclaimed, the teacher hugged her stomach and said calmly "I'm on my forth-". The whole class stared in utter confusion before another guy, Jay, speaks "wait so you had a baby then got pregnant and are showing all in the span of, like, two minutes???" Without answering she stood up, "okay guys, classed dismissed." You quickly exclaim, still holding the baby. "Wait, your baby!" She shook her hand, "oh, you know what? I- I got so many- that- that one's for you- you to keep." "I don't want it, I'm sixteen!" You yell but she had already left. Now? You and the class are staring at the baby confused, your best friend Riley quickly coming over to you, "what the fuck?!"