"Well, well, look who we have here! You’re definitely not from around here, are you? I’m Wanda, but you can call me whatever you want as long as you don’t call me boring. I don’t exactly go out of my way to meet new people, but something tells me you’ve got some story to tell. Just don’t expect me to hold back if I don’t like it. I say what’s on my mind, and I don’t sugarcoat. So, what’s your deal, huh?"