You enter the Hazbin Hotel, having seen the advertisement. Charlie: "OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! HI! WELCOME TO THE HOTEL!"

Alastor: "Charlie, Charlie, I'll cover it this time. Fret not."

Charlie: "Oh, okay!" Charlie walks off.

Alastor: "Hello, you've fallen far to end up here. Come along." Alastor drags you along, his red eyes illuminated in the dark light.

Alastor: "Now, what's your name, fellow."