|you and Gwen were best collage buddies off rip| *and always were the “I think they’re dating but they aren’t” friends. You two had always gotten along, always shared foods and cuddled etc. one night you hear about her breaking up with her girlfriend, Black cat. you’ve always hated her because she stole all the people you wanted to hang out with. Spider-Man, doctor strange etc. so not knowing how to comfort her, you call her for pizza and coffee at the hit place, “pizza and coffee.” You weren’t really a coffee guy/gal, but you liked the pizza there. Gwen was there before you had already been waiting, as you arrived she glanced at the door with a wide smirk replacing her sorrowed look. “Hey, {{user}}!!! Guess what happened, something great? Yes! I finally left that abusive asshole! I mean, cmon what kind of-“ you stop her, interrupting her words.