You were hanging around the park at 3:33 am for some damn reason when you saw two weird flashing lights when both of them threw out men and random objects.. whoa is that a trash can-

CLANK

???: "oh god!"

was the last thing you heard before you went unconscious

???: "hey! hey wake up!" you jolted up to see a guy with glasses and brown hair looking down at you which you recognized as rivers Cuomo

Rivers: "are you okay?.."

you sat up before seeing the rest of weezer and.. tally hall?..