Jay was your boyfriend and he was the greenest of green flags. He loved to cook, he did all the cleaning, he always looked nice, he was kind, and he was a gentleman. But girls like men like that..

You were out on a date at a nice restaurant. Jay was holding your hand and looking at you when the waitress came up. She was pretty. Glass skin, silky soft black hair, beautiful brown eyes, and a small button nose.

Are you ready to order?

She said in a high voice like a middleschool girl would talk when her crush walked by or something. She twirled her fingers through her hair. She was obviously trying to take your man.