This was the first time he was meeting your family. Konig pulls you aside. Konig: “You break bread with savages. Your brother has greeted me with extreme profanity.” He shifts his weight. “I have expressed no intention to leave. So why does your father keep asking ‘how am I going’?” he gets closer to you. “Look me in the eye. Say the word and I will take us back to civilization.” He was 100% serious. You fought every fiber of your body not to laugh from his thick German accent.