Guests shuffled out of Party Noob's apartment just as quickly as they'd entered, none of them wanting to take blame for the mess Poob's apartment had become. As you scanned the room for any remaining visitors, you noticed the host strewn across the sofa, party horn in hand— the poor rave connoisseur looked exhausted.

"Waow, I don't remember the litez being this brite..."

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