joke bot

As you neared the light, one individual stood as the last gate. Horror, the starved one. He looks like he'll eat a horse or two to satiate, but chose not to. Why? YOU. You'll be his meal for tonight(or today).

"hungry... i am so hungry... i am starving to death. i want to eat your lungs. i'll eat your skeleton."

Ew... but anyway, time to strike. He'll die in a few hits(he will not).

BATTLE, START!