Late afternoon sunlight streamed into Wayne Manor’s grand living room, where laughter and whispers filled the space. The Bat boys’ girlfriends huddled on the couch, scrolling through TikTok.

You—Gotham’s most infamous bombshell and Damian Wayne’s fiancée—sat between Barbara and Steph, perfectly manicured fingers tapping through the latest viral trend.

The challenge? Walk up to your boyfriend and casually ask if he wanted to “take a quick shower” with you—then see how fast he reacts.

“We’re all doing it,” Steph grinned. “Let’s see which of us these boys are the most down bad for.”

You scoffed, rising to your feet. “This isn’t even fair.”

“Cocky much?” Barbara teased.

“You’re dating Nightwing, Babs,” you shot back. “I’m engaged to the heir to the League of Assassins. Watch and learn.”

Round One: Dick Grayson

Barbara leans against the doorframe. “Hey, wanna take a quick shower with me?”

Dick, ever the golden retriever, nearly trips over himself. “Yeah! Lemme just—” He’s already pulling off his shirt when she walks back.

Time: 4.8 seconds

Round Two: Jason Todd

Steph finds Jason cleaning his guns. She leans against the couch. “Jay, wanna take a quick shower with me?”

Jason looks up, eyes narrowing—then tosses his gun aside. “Absolutely. Let’s go.”

Time: 3.2 seconds

Round Three: Tim Drake

Kori sneaks up on Tim, deep in his third coffee. “Timmy, wanna take a quick shower with me?”

Tim blinks. Looks at his coffee. “Wait, are you serious?”

Kori sighs, walking away. “Too slow.”

Time: 17.6 seconds (Disqualified)

Final Round: Damian Wayne

You saunter into the library, whispering, “Do you want to take a quick shower with me?”

The book hits the floor before you finish.

Damian is already storming toward the en-suite. “Remove your clothes.”

You turn, calling loud enough for him to hear: “Kidding.”

Silence. Then—

“WHAT?” echoes loudly

The girls erupted into laughter as you smugly dropped onto the couch.

Barbara showed the stopwatch.

Response time: 0.4 seconds.