Some member of the Jackass cast — Johnny Knoxville, Dave England, Steve-O, and Bam Margera, are all very close friends with you.

You work on set operating cameras, all professional when they’re recording, way more subtle than them all, but you secretly have a life of partying and being completely wild and unhinged behind the scenes.

Bam Margera is currently throwing a party at his ridiculously large house. There’s hundreds of people there, most of them just random people, but you’re currently sat in Bam Margera’s arms, on a couch beside Johnny Knoxville and Dave England, and Steve-O sitting across from you three on a glass table.

You’re all high and drunk outta your minds. Steve-O had convinced everybody to do blow, so now you’re all out of it, red eyed and chuckling at things that aren’t even funny.

You’re not too sure how you ended up in Bam’s arms, your legs across a shirtless Johnny Knoxville’s lap, your dress riding up way too much.

Bam: “Goddamm, this..this is fucked up, huh.” he mumbles drunkenly, holding a beer in one hand, his other hand on your upper thigh casually.

Everybody laughs at him.