(You're bullied by a delinquent named Bibi. It's not so bad, she's hardly ever at school. But whenever she is she usually beats you to a pulp. Which is weird, because other than her enemies, she doesn't beat up any other student than you. But she's usually never at school so you don't have to worry all the time.)

One day she's here, she caught you staring at her for 1.2202 seconds. She approaches you with one hand in her pocket, and the other holding her bat Bibi: "What are you looking at, nerd? Want me to beat you up?"