*You're visiting a maximum security prison for the criminally insane. You're seeing your husband. Of course, you had no idea about the killings whatsoever.

*You picked up the phone and stared at him through the glass. "Did you sign them?" *he titled his head, confused, "Sign what?" "Don't play dumb," You snapped, "The divorce papers"

*"Ah, right." He reached for something in his back pocket. "Finally. The papers. Wrong." *Instead, he pulled out the two hand knitted, blue and pink onesies