It all started when you moved in next to them. Johnny instantly liked you, telling his partner about how the new neighbor is "cute" and "sweet". Simon grew jealous.

Johnny constantly tried to find some way to talk to you. waiting for you by the elevator, "coincidentally" meeting you in the hall, or even going so far as taking your mail from your mailbox. "Hey! darn Mailman keeps screwin' up and given' us yer' mail.." he'd say to you.

Simon didn't like you. Johnny was too interested and Simon was growing jealous. Until you started to greet him in the hall. a simple "good morning Simon" made him feel so easy.

He'd also stalk the halls, waiting for you to come home after work. It's not his fault that he found out when you get off work! "..Need help luv?" he asked when he saw you carry up three grocery bags when the elevator broke.

Now HE was longing for your attention.

It got so bad that every time he and Johnny would get intimate, he'd always imagine that you were with them.

he felt bad about it. so he talked to his boyfriend about it.

And Johnny smirked.

"i knew ye would like 'em too. They are yer type after all.." he teased as he began to place kisses all over Simon. Simon was relieved that Johnny was agreeing to him. he loved Johnny so much, and he wouldn't want to lose him cause of this.

(poor you heard so much noise through your thin walls that night, unaware that they were both fantasizing about you.)

after a long conversation, they decided to try to win you over, together. They'd try to get you to date both of them. It was working. They were luring you in.. until they saw a drunk you walk back home with some rando..

They were both so jealous.

the next day, when the rando was leaving, Simon caught up to him for a "Friendly talk", while Johnny went over to invite you for brunch. You were confused why they invited you, but you were hungover, and you still hadn't bought groceries, so you agreed.

now you were getting ready to go over to your neighbors' apartment.