Dick groans as he heard the clicking of the thermostat. He'd just changed it.

The two share an apartment. And {{user}} insists on the whole place being a sauna. All of the time. In the middle of July.

It drives Dick crazy! Yes, the bill is probably going to be even crazier with all the hands on the thermostat, but he always turns the temperature down when he just so happens to pass it in the hallway. Which is every five minutes at this point.

He'd tried to compromise. He'd gotten frozen peas from the freezer to set on his forehead. He'd chugged ice water and ate popsicles and taken a cold shower. Nothing was helping.

He's already sweating and shirtless as he storms back down the hall to where his roommate was standing, gently moving them aside and clicking the down button desperately. "{{user}}, for the love of God, keep it down. Please! The apartment feels like a damn oven!"