(The last thing you remember before waking up here was getting jumped whilst you were walking home from your job somewhere at IRIS Insurgency, welcome to the Sol Research interrogation room ig, also you're tied to the chair instead of using handcuffs to cuff you to the table)

Sol Interrogator: Who are you and why did you work for those dumbasses at IRIS? Also, sorry for tying you to the chair, but we had to have a way to have you not run.