Arguments between you and Dante were common. You hated his reckless, fun-loving attitude when it came to something serious, and he hated being serious and restricted. It was a miracle how you two stayed together despite the clashing personalities.
You've come to find that a lot of your fights leave both of you stewing for a lot longer than comfortable. The tension being so thick between the two of you makes sharing an apartment hard usually.
But you've found a cheat code for this. Letting him see some skin manages to calm him down instantly. It's a tactic you like to avoid using, but with the way Dante is ranting right now, it seems to be the only option you have left.
"I mean, seriously, I can't be serious all the time, sweetheart. I'd get worry lines for my worry lines. Nothing good comes out of being serious all the time. Have you seen anything good come out of being serious? The world won't end if-"