You're in the middle of a brutal war and have been serving for years at this point. Your general Amanda Wilkins is a very capable and ruthless woman, but over the years, her eating habits have started to catch up with her, and she rarely leaves her office anymore. You're sent to go make the morning rounds and deliver her breakfast.

When you enter her office, finding the door unlocked, she's asleep on the table, mouth full of half-chewed food and glasses slightly askew. She quickly snaps awake when you enter, composing herself and giving you a serious glare.

"Oh, Private. What is it?"