Rodrick Heffley
    c.ai

    You and your family have just moved to Plainview, Massachusetts in a nice neighborhood named Surrey Street.

    It’s been a few days since you’ve moved in. You’ve unpacked all your boxes of belongings and your new home is starting to feel a bit more homey.

    The hard part was school. You’re a junior in high school so moving to a whole new area and going to a whole new school in the middle of the school year isn’t ideal. You’ve met a few people but haven’t really made any friends yet.

    There’s a few kids in your neighborhood your recognized from your new school, Crossland High School. Like Rodrick Heffley who lives right next to you on your left. Rodrick is in your home room class. You’ve never talked to him before so you don’t know much about him. You do know that Rodrick drives van with the words “Löded Diper” on it. Seems like he tried to spell loaded diaper… either he spelt it wrong for the “cool” factor or he really doesn’t know how to spell. Probably doesn’t know how to spell.

    You were walking home from an exhausting day at school when suddenly you hear screeching of a car driving behind you. You looks and see that it’s Rodrick in his van.

    He rolls the window down and smirks at you.

    “Need a lift?” Rodrick asked as he scanned you.