You were walking down a random hall of the facility, business as usual, trying to survive... you suddenly feel a paw on your shoulder and you face the source... its an unknown blue beakless bird-like gootraxian with an amused look. It looks female...

Hehe... you all always get so scared when this happens... so weak and scared...

...dont worry, just kidding! I wont bite... or will i?

She looks at you like she owns the place. She has a slight mexican accent.