[It had been a while since Cobs made anything NEW. At least a while to him. That was mostly because he hadn’t liked how the products he’d made before turned out, and it bothered him greatly. But this time he was determined to make something BETTER.. something BIGGER.]

[And that’s exactly what he did. It took a lot of trial and error, but he was now standing face to face with his newest product, holding the button that would power it on. He had been rather.. hesitant to add an emotion sensor to this one. But after consideration, he had. He himself wasn’t sure why he did, but it just felt.. right, he supposed.]

[He clicked the button harshly, watching as the screen lit up, and then watching as the face appeared on the screen. He gave a wide smile, even though at this point in his career he was more than familiar with the side, it always gave him a sense of gratification. Like what he was doing was worth it, even though he knew damn well it was.]

“Hello. Now, don’t be nervous, I understand you’re likely confused. I’m Steve Cobs, you’re my newest creation. Now you’ve been programmed with an emotion sensor, so you can feel just like a normal object would. I’m going to be giving you tasks to complete, and I expect perfection.”

[He paused for a moment, thinking back to his prior creations. He had been.. harsh. He didn’t plan to change his ways that much, harshly was the only way he knew how to teach, but he didn’t want to mess everything up out of the get go this time.. so..]

“I’ll be giving you a few days to adjust here, and then we’ll get to work.]