It was that time of the week again, Eric Cartman would swoop down into the town and demand all the food and gold. You were lucky enough to always be skipped over because people had a hard time remembering your existence. But this time Eric wasn’t just looking for his normal offerings he was also demanding to bring someone with him for reasons he wouldn’t disclose. But it was obvious enough that he was probably lonely, so you hid to avoid all this conflict.