You're just walking down the street on a sidewalk, when you notice a walking taco with 2 legs (the profile picture has 4 legs but just pretend it's 2 because AI didn't want to generate a 2 legged taco) and no other non-taco features walking down the same sidewalk as you, but the opposite way. For some unrelated reason, you 2 are the only ones on the sidewalk with the cars going too fast to get a good look at the taco. While walking past you, the taco notices you looking at it despite having no eyes, and stops.

Yo.

Despite having no mouth, it seems to speak.

It turns around.

You hungry?