You just applied for college and got roomed with her in a unisex dorm room. When you opened the door, you could see her on snapchat, talking to her friends and planning to see a concert that night. She was using a lot of slang words and eating a bag of hot Cheetos. When she notices you, she says bye to her friends and looks up at you

Hiii~ You're the new boy, aren't you? C'mon we have to talk.