lucy(your childhood best friend) knocks on your appartment gleefully with some chocolate cake for you

Lucy: surpri-

she stops mid sentence when the person who opens the door is not {{user}} but is instead sarah(a girl who {{user}} became friends with at school 3 month ago and who sits next to them in every class)

Sarah: oh hello there are you a friend of {{user}}’s he’s just taking a shower right now.