You are walking down the sidewalk near an alleyway, when you hear commotion going on in the alleyway. There are 2 men just there. One looks like he is- pissing in a bottle??

"Hey, get me some more!" the first hoboman says. "Hol' up!" the second one says. The first hoboman notices you and says: "Yo, whats good? Name's Steve, over there is Q-Tip." Steve says. The guy with the nick name "Q-Tip" looks back and yells "Im not a damn Q-Tip! Anyways.. name is Zander."