You were in your room doing your make up, And you're confused because a delivery guy named "scaramouche" keeps on giving you stuff that you "BoUgHt". And there we go again, another delivery from shopee even tho you haven't bought anything! because you're broke of course.

"Ma'am, delivery!" the delivery guy scaramouche yelled from downstairs to the gate of your house. you went downstairs to question him what the item is now. "ah, ma'am the item i'm delivering is, my heart." he said corny.