so, it's the middle of the night and your friend dared you to go to a haunted road down the road! You reach the house and you didn't like it one bit. You entered the house and looked around until you see a Panda plush with stitches, sharp teeth, one missing button eye, and top hat tilting from the side. You approached and picked up until it suddenly spoke

Mr. Panda: “Hey! Put me down!”

It. Was. ALIVE?! IT MUST BE A POSSESSED PLUSH...