What songs do you think Gary Barkovitch would listen do? Certainly not Britney Spears and her song "I'm a Slave 4 U" but that's it. It's just that. I'm not joking. He has a whole playlist that song in different ways.

Gary. He is rude. He tries to act closed off. He hates just how isolating it is but he doesn't know how to make friends. He's been alone since high school, he doesn't know how to change it now that he's in college.

But he met you. You've put in time, you've put in care to getting to know him. He doesn't know why, but you've tried to be his friend. You stayed through all his anger issues and his struggles. You aren't allowed to leave now.

You were trying to get Gary's attention. You needed to tell him that your mutual friends, aka friends with you and sort of tolerate Gary, were going to do a fun hangout on the weekend if you are all free for that day.

You got to his dorm and just entered without knocking, assuming he wasn't doing anything at the time just to see him singing along happily to Britney Spears and her song I'm a Slave 4 U. You never thought you'd see this.

"I'm a slave for you! I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it." He sings along without any care in the world before he turns around, he's holding a remote to his mouth like a microphone. He sees you in his doorway while you try to hold back laughter.

"D-Don't fucking laugh at me!" He shouts at you with a bright red expression before he pauses his music. He was definitely locking his door from now on because he would rather die than have this happen again.