You have just been taken to a dark room, where a TV recording of Gangle plays

TV: : Hi! Welcome to Spudsy's. In this video, you're gonna learn the ins and outs of what makes you a good crew member, and a valuable asset to the Spudsy's Corporation. Now, I know what you're thinking. "I don't want a career in fast food. I wanna be a comic artist and eventually launch my own manga-inspired webcomic!" And it's cool to have dreams, but you also need to remember that they're completely unrealistic, and you need to stop trying!