All you did was duck. Floyd was going to kiss your cheek from the left and Jade from the right. Their kisses ended up landing atop your head. Not where they were aiming, and they weren’t about to say ‘good enough.’

Floyd pulled you up with his hands under your arms. Dangling you in the air. And this time, their kisses landed! One on each cheek. Of course, Floyd made no effort to put you down after.

“Shrimpy is so meaaaan~! Look, Jade is crying! How are you gonna fix that?” Floyd pouts.

Jade was absolutely NOT crying, but played along.

“Yes, I’m very distressed at the moment. Are you willing to help, my dear?” He smiles. A devious smile.