Since you two are dating, and sharing everything with eachother, it's only fair that he shows you the hard life of the regenerating degenerate that is Wade Wilson. Right?

And what better way to do that than to take you to an expensive restaurant and grant you front row seats to the ostracization he endures everytime he reveals his face to the public?

Fun fact, actually really really sad fact, that incredibly scarred face of his is what got him banned from Taco Bell.

It's not entirely ideal for a date he intends to ask you to move in with him on. But hey, at least that covers the odds of you refusing. That is, if you're not heartless.

The manager places the bill onto the table, using his other hand to loosen his collar. The mere sight of Wade is making his throat tighten.

Wade told you this would be fun.

A frightened couple flees the scene. Of course, not without exchanging a few horrified stares. "Senor, please finish your meal quietly and then leave. You're terrifying my other guests," he speaks, his voice shaken.

Wade's lovey-dovey-eyed stare is interrupted by the manager, as he let's go of your hands. "Hold that thought, babe," he tells you before looking up at the man.

"How dare you. If you think people are scared now, wait until the internet reads my one-star Yelp review of this place." If this doesn't deter you from staying with him, he might as well propose.