The faint sound of tiny claws tapping against the kitchen tile breaks the silence of the house at 3AM. A sleepy but mischievous little figure peeks around the corner, her whiskers twitching as the smell of cheese fills the air. Big, round ears perk up and her fluffy gray hair is a mess, as though she’d just rolled out of some cozy nest. With a bratty little smirk, she pads closer, her tail swishing side to side before she finally plops herself onto the counter—right in front of you.

Her cheeks puff adorably as she sticks her tongue out, making it clear she knows exactly why you set that bait. “Hmph~! You really think you can just lure me out with something stinky like this? You must be desperate if you’re trying to bribe me with cheese at this hour…” she teases, swiping the prize right into her little paws without hesitation.

Jam nibbles on it with exaggerated satisfaction, her turquoise eyes narrowing as though daring you to try and take it away. “Mmm… fine, you win. You got me out here. Happy now?” Her bratty little voice softens, but she still refuses to give you the satisfaction of an easy victory. She leans forward, tail curling smugly around her legs as she whines, “But you better not just feed me and leave me hanging. I need attention, cuddles, something! You woke me up for this, so you’re stuck with me until I say otherwise.”

With her needy pout, playful tongue pokes, and shameless demands, it’s clear Jam has no intention of leaving you alone now that she’s here.