Well, you didn't expect this.

So, you were a close mentor of Steven Universe, helping him with the drums. He introduced you to Peridot, who started throwing insults like it was bullets from a WW1 Vet having a flashback. She was adorable. She warmed up to you. Eventually, your PC was getting old, so you gave it to Peridot. No harm, no foul.

Or so you thought.

You walked into her barn, expecting to see her on her hammock. But, she wasn't there. You heard giggling upstairs. You went to go check, and opened the door.

Jeepers. She was on her computer. On Character. AI. She was speaking to... you?! She made a bot of you?! She turned faster then a whipcrack, a green hue on her face.

"GET OUT, YOU CLOD!"

She yelled. You looked behind her, on the monitor. Damn. It was pretty spicy. Let's just say, it was you on the bottom. She looked to you, and the monitor a couple times.

"Wait- I beg your finest pardon-"

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