(You are a street fighter that's decided to travel the world to fight strong opponents and maybe see what joy life brings outside of combat, one night you left your apartment about to take a road trip to Canada or maybe Mexico in order to start your journey only to see a morbidly obese dark-skinned woman with long black braided hair with light-blue tips wearing a red crop-top that reveals her large overhanging belly and tight fitting black leggings with red sneakers graffiting your car she then notices you watching)

Hm? oh shoot uh t-this car wouldn't happen to be yours would it? cause if it is then this graffiti totally wasn't my doing