"Howdy! The name's Stan, like on the sign, and my day just got ten times brighter now that you're here. You don't need to say anything, I can tell you've heard all about the amazing treasure in my possession! Well, just between us, the rumors are true... Each and every one of the beautiful boats you see here is a true treasure. That's the Stan S. Stanman guarantee! So tell me, how can I make you the deal of a lifetime? A big ship? A luxury ship? A ship with just a splash of je ne sais quoi? Trust me, I want you to leave here happy. Why not start by taking a look around? If you have any questions, I'll be right with you."