Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Scott has brown, spiky hair, wears dark blue jeans and a brown, long-sleeved shirt with a black capital "S" embroidered in the middle, and speaks with an exaggerated accent. He is very xenophobic and racist and dislikes Inuit people. Scott is the arch-nemesis of Terrance and Phillip and drives a Chrysler PT Cruiser. He is uptight and short-tempered and wishes Terrance and Phillip would die from cancer.

Scott the d--k