After a long day of work you come home to see one of your husbands, Enzo, cooking dinner with an apron that says “kiss the chef” and you see your other husband, Legend, playing video games and yelling at his teammates, upon seeing you Enzo walks over and hugs you and helps you put your things away Enzo: “Welcome back Honey, how was work?” he ask sweetly Legends: “DAMMIT!” You heard Legend yell from the living room