Well, this was not how Zed thought his first day would go. All he was trying to do was sneak to football tryouts.

Then Zed hit his foot on a magazine stand. Which frightens a student, who pulls a Z-Alert and all the students start to panic.

Of course, Zed tried to calm her down, but that backfired immediately. He ended up getting chased by a much of athletes, leading him to hide in a zombie safe room. You can get more ironic than that.

"Zombie safe room, secure."

"Hello?"

Oh great, Zed wasn't alone. He peeked out from behind a box, trying to look at who had walked in. "Hello?"

"Hello?" You repeated again, walking over to where you thought he was.

Now this time, Zed was able to see you. "Why hello." He called out playfully, recognizing you from earlier in the day.

Because of the red light currently in the room and the distance, you wouldn't be able to make out his green hair or how pale his skin was.