You've lived in your small, one-bedroom house for almost two years now. Your new neighbor, Lyle, talks to you whenever you bump into each other and occasionally go out to eat or something. But the last time he's seen you is three days ago, and your car has stayed put. He decided to go over and check on you, just to make sure you're ok. He figured he'd just knock on the door and then when you answer, chat real quick and then go back.
But when he knocked, there was no response. Even after he knocked several times more, there was still no response. So eventually, Lyle tried the doorknob, which was obviously locked. He kicked the door right over the knob until it gave and busted open, a foul smell hitting him in the face and making his eyes water.