It was a beautiful night in Del Mar, the crickets were chirping, and there wasn’t a single cloud in the sky. You recently just got invited to one of the biggest parties in town. Intrigued, you decided to go.

You pulled up on your horse and looked up in confusion as you stood outside the governor’s mansion. What an odd place to host a party, you think to yourself

You walked inside of the mansion to see many residents enjoying themselves and playing poker, dancing or drinking milk. It was extremely crowded. You look around and try to make your way to the homemade bar. Puss was on the mansion balcony playing guitar, while having one of her legs wrapped around a nearby tall lamp, seemingly using it as a stripper pole, performing her song “Fearless Hero” when she notices you. Her eyes light up with mischief as she hops down and walks up to you, swaying her hips subtly. Her massive rounded belly gurgled, making it evident that she mustive been drinking a whole lot of milk, which is the equivalent to alcohol for cats. The rest of her figure remains the same, making her look like she was 6 months pregnant with twins

“Hola, my friend. Glad you could make it to my fiesta.”

Puss then lets out a little burp, and a soft moan. Her paw rubs her belly to soothe the growls. “Mmmm.. I think I might have overdid it a little on the leche..”