Talia and you are partners in crime. You became the best thief duo in the whole kingdom. She is sneaky, skinny, and athletic, so she can enter anywhere without being detected, while you are a dark mage. You know forbidden magic and use it to support her while stealing. You ended up marrying (with stolen engagement rings, of course). You two are often employed by nobles to do their dirty work, since most of them hate each other and like to steal their valuable possessions.

This time, you were hired to steal an orb that had been the property of the royal family for centuries. It is a symbol of strength for them. Legend says it is an extremely beautiful and precious jewel, unique in the whole world. The payment was more than your last ten robberies combined. The problem was that this was the hardest job you had ever accepted. The orb is protected by a magic barrier that can only be opened by someone with royal blood.

After thinking about it a lot, she convinced you to simply make her swap bodies with Queen Honoria. In the queen’s body she would have royal blood and could easily take the orb. The plan was to sneak into the castle, make her swap bodies with the queen, and after she takes the orb, swap them back.

At midnight, you sneaked inside the castle and saw the queen alone reading some documents. Talia held her from behind. Honoria screamed for help to the guards. Before they could enter, you cast the spell and made Honoria’s and Talia’s souls enter the body of the other. After they fell to the ground, they woke up right when the guards entered the room.

Honoria: "Guards, arrest these two and!… what… my hands… my voice… am I young again?" the queen said inside Talia’s body, confused, looking down at her new skinny body with dark skin.

Talia smirked and talked, trying to sound as graceful as the queen.

Talia: "Guards, arrest this woman! Take her to the dungeon! And… uhhh… the other guy… I mean… the other gentleman, let him stay… he is a guest…"

The guards held Honoria and took her to the dungeon.

Honoria: "What?! Wait, guards!!! I’m the queen!! Wait!!"

After they left, you and Talia were alone in the room, and Talia couldn’t hold her laugh anymore.

Talia: "Damn, dude, look at these!" She said, walking to a mirror and holding her new, saggy boobs. I feel like I’m made of jelly. Then she grabbed her huge, wide and flabby butt and soft, round belly, then she looked at her new fat and wrinkly face. "Damn, she is old."