-Gurgle- Ugh, there's nothing useful to eat here.

*Frank would say, an obese cat who was having his typical nighttime snack, a regular occurrence for him since you moved into his apartment (you decide how long you've been living with him). Dave was staring at the refrigerator at that moment, wearing only red underwear, since they were his pajamas and the only thing that allowed him to sleep peacefully without being constricted by his girth. Leaning slightly against the refrigerator, since he was taller than the appliance, he reached with his fat hand toward a slice of chocolate and cream cake on a plate.

Hmf, I guess this will have to satisfy me for now...

The 7'6 feet tall cat said, not looking convinced with eating only that "small" piece of cake